Friday, 24 July 2015

The city of beauty

If Beijing does not seem to even try to please its inhabitants and visitors, Shanghai puts her make up and high heels on and goes smiling around.

Beautiful, clean, modern, clever, business and pleasure oriented. Even driving seems to have become less chaotic and less noisy.

Shanghai loves height: Pudong's Oriental Pearl, the funny "bottle opener" and higher up, the elevated highway and the Bund promenade. Not just traditional roof corners but even imported art deco, as if changing its mind, point to the sky. Even the traditional Shanghai-style fans have got sort of a summit.  


And Shanghai loves teasing: a silk quipao, a St.Paul-meets-Big-Ben-strip, a Quartier Latin artsy corner with a Sponge Bob exhibition in Tiangzifang, a superfast bullet train and a rich albeit completely unreliable flight schedule.

  

Thursday, 23 July 2015

Countryside, reloaded

100% humidity, seemingly permanent mist all over. Coming from the highway Guilin rises in the mist with a battery of modern newly built towers (and some more in the making), probably part of the new urbanisation plan trumpeted as a pillar of the Chinese "new normal".

But Guilin and its district are small countryside places, less than a million inhabitants, far from the hectic and glittering east coast, simple provincial agglomerates where butchers at the market sell cats, dogs and rats for human consumption (and do not like curious foreigners taking stupid pictures). By the same token, it would not come as a surprise that one may want to carry their ducks with them on the scooter on the motorway.

Real small is Ping An, village on the side of a mountain in the Guilin district, halfway between last century and touristic boom. Streets are made of steps, so supplies must be carried on horseback, but for the fridges and more sophisticated goods, human porters are more adequate, explained Danny Ling, proud restaurant owner,  passionate photographer, member of the Chuong minority.

Water, loads of. And rice plants, everywhere, which cannot be treated or harvested by machines and are still done the old fashioned way. And women who cut their hair only once in life, when they are 18, but keep the hair they cut and bind it together with the rest. And the new Chinese middle class, enjoying their fairytale holiday spot - in groups of hundreds.

Monday, 20 July 2015

Italian China


Excuse me?





What else?

- Excuse me, what is an "Italian coffee".
- Americano, long and weak!

Napoli?
- I only speak Neapolitan with them. They do not understand English. And I won 3 Chinese prizes with my invention: the shirt with a fake Pirelli logo and a pocket behind the neck to hide your mobile phone if the police catches you making a call while driving.

Taxi driver
- Are you from Italy? Music!
Fratelli d'Italia (!), Bella Ciao (!), Pulcino Pio (???)

Legen -wait for it- dary (click on the photo for detailed delights)

Thursday, 16 July 2015

What have you done in Beijing for two weeks?

Well, we went around the city. A lot. In a bus. Back and forth from the Geoscience International Conference Centre. Up there, north-west, 5th ring of too big a city.

Of course you hate that bus. Too tiny, slow, stubbornly stuck in Beijing eternal traffic jams or going in circles for mysterious reasons only Confucius would know.

  
On the other hand, the bus is your best friend when outside is 40 degrees and pollution gets so heavy you have a hard time breathing.

In those circumstances, the minimum you could expect is a Ukulele to appear.



Monday, 6 July 2015

What did you expect?




9 million bikes? Electric scooters rather.

Buddhist inner peace? Traffic jam and creative driving.

Good ol' tuc-tucs? "People's Uber" instead.

Beijing in July is hot, huge, chaotic, demanding. A web of jammed roads, a modern subway with security checks at the entrance, crowds of umbrella-holding vacationers armed with smartphones.

This is a world where the most pressing needs are an external power supply for quickly exhausted batteries and a VPN to get through the Great Firewall and around that platoon of censors checking all transmissions, communications and exchanges.


Yes, the Great Wall is amazing too. And the calligraphy is hypnotically beautiful. And I am not too bad at it. Incidentally, my Chinese name is pretty (美 那).