Tourist at the hotel: "I don't want a masseur, I want a masseuse. My body is reserved to women"
Dialogue at the diving centre:
"Is it really 47 his fins size???" "Yes, he's the monster"
Difficult conversation with a Maasai at the foot of Mount Kilmanjaro:
"Are you from Italy? Ooooooh... Berlusconi, bunga bunga, not good!" "..."
"So, lady, you are not here to entertain the boys" "..."
My two "knights" talk to each other, spilling the beans in the Maasai Mara:
"Can you imagine a giraffe with a sore throat?" "Or a hippo with ear infection..."
"I go to work every day but I also cook, clean, iron, do the household and cut the trees" "Wow, you are a perfect Maasai woman"
"This is my T-shirt" "Yes! Men recognise their T-shirts from the sweat stains"
Local lady on the beach: "Come on, you got two man and I got none. Give me one!"
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