Saturday 16 June 2012

Malaysian dialogues

"So, you are from Brussel. How is the weather in Brussels?"
"Oh, it is crap"
"Why, too hot?" - Cultural differences

"Where are you from: Germany, Holland?" - Guess all Europeans look the same
"Where are you from: Jordan?" - Getting harder to figure out


Foot reflexology masseur: "Foot hurts here? It is the brain. You think too much" - Who am I to contradict the experts


"Do you like this Batik cloth? It is an original copy of Italian design. By the way, where are you from? - Should I tell him? 


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